![]() Chandler spun around and got clawed across the face. ![]() "We don't all we know about you is that you're an asshole." Millie told him. "How do you know me?" Chandler asked freaked out. Chandler spun around and saw two shadowy figures with weapons in there hands. We finally meet you Chandler." Blitz said. "Which way did I come from which way did I come from!?" Millie asked herself. She stopped in front of the woods and was looking side to side. "Um o-ok." The person stuttered as he followed Millie. "My dad flipped his truck and I can't get him out please help me!" Millie said as began to cry. "Sir! I need help please! She said as she tugged on the person's arm. The person jumped in shock dropped his phone. "HELP!" Millie screamed as she ran towards the mysterious person. Millie nodded and put her plan into action. That white haired buck tooth twat had it coming to him I can't believe he thought his family actually loved him or his friends." The dude said laughing his ass off. "Yeah I know they won't let him eat or come into there house unless he's wearing his squirrel costume it is rediculas. "I know dude his family is using him as a good luck charm." The mysterious figure said into his phone. "OK here comes our target." Blitz told everyone as they got into there positions as there target came. "Do not-" Moxxie points at his wife, "Do not agree with him in front of me."OK guys does everyone know there positions?" Blitz asked. Nobody actually likes the jingles." Moxxie told him. "Okay, sir! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. ![]() "I can't believe you, Moxxie," Blitzø holds up a plaque, "after I made you employee of the month!" "I thought I knew you." she sticks her tongue out at her husband. "Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxxie?" Millie teases. "'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzø states dramatically as Elizabeth comforts him. ![]() Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" Blitzø asks. "People love musicals, sir." Millie states. "That's right, Lizzie! It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, all right?" Blitzø asks. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches." Moxxie says. "I don't need any reminding, sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. "Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzø states. The employees eat popcorn, except for Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now." Blitzø states sarcastically as he pushes the imp away, "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" he turns on the TV to show Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Elizabeth, and Loona, a hellhound demon, killing different demons. "We can't afford a billboard, Liz." Moxxie crosses his arms. "Ooh, what about a billboard?" another female imp named Elizabeth asks, her eyes sparkling. No one cares about cars being cleaned here, okay?" Blitzø says before thinking to himself. "What about a car wash?" a female imp named Millie asks. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here.Moxxie." the imp gives his boss a "What the hell?" look, "Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?" The boss, Blitzø, was walking by a whiteboard as he talked to his employees, "Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. In Imp City, a business named the Immediate Murder Professionals were holding a meeting. If you are a young child, do not read this! I just had to do this one too!) (This series belongs to Vivziepop and her crew.
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